vest: GROM spalio ljubavnike!

BEOGRAD, 31.oktobar 2006 - Bojan Z. (33) i Mirjana M. (36) iz Beograda povredjeni su kada ih je udario grom dok su vodili ljubav na makishkoj strani Ade Ciganlije!

Ljubavnici su stradali ispod zalosne vrbe u nedelju uvece kada je veliko nevreme zahvatilo Beograd. Kako Press saznaje, ekipa Hitne pomoci odvezla ih je sa opekotinama potpuno gole u Urgentni centar, odakle su prebaceni u Centar za opekotine u Zvechanskoj ulici!
Posle ukazane pomoci, Bojan je pusten kuci, dok je Mirjana zadrzana na lecenju.
Dezurni lekar potvrdio je da je Mirjana smestena na Odeljenje intenzivne nege, ali da joj život nije ugrožen.
- Pacijentkinja je svesna, može da jede i komunicira sa osobljem. Povrede koje je zadobila su teske, ali ocekujemo da ce se brzo oporaviti. Posete zasad nisu dozvoljene, ali za nekoliko dana rodbina i prijatelji moci ce slobodno da je obilaze - potvrdio je dezurni lekar bolnice u Zvecanskoj ulici.

Kako saznajemo od izvora bliskih istrazi, neposredno posle prijema povredjenih ljubavnika u bolnici se dogodio skandal!
- Mladji gospodin je došao u bolnicu i raspitivao se za zdravstveno stanje povredjene Mirjane M. Osoblje bolnice mu je saopstilo na kom je odeljenju i potom ga zamolilo da preuzme njenu garderobu. Medjutim, medju zenskim stvarima koje je preuzeo bili su i muski odevni predmeti. Kada su mu objasnili da stvari pripadaju njenom muzu, on je zaprepasceno rekao: "Pa, ja sam njen muz!"

Tada su morali da mu saopste da je Mirjana povredjena u trenutku dok je u prirodi vodila ljubav sa kolegom sa posla - navodi nas sagovornik.
Prema tvrdnjama dobro obavestenog izvora, muskarac je zadobio lakse povrede jer je bio u ulozi "provodnika" . Zena je obnazena lezala na travi, dok je muskarac u trenutku udara groma bio na kolenima. Ispostavilo se da je elektricitet samo prosao kroz njegovo telo, a potom udario u njegovu nagu koleginicu. Muskarac je imao vise srece i zadobio je samo lake povrede, dok je njegova partnerka izvukla deblji kraj - navodi naš sagovornik.


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Damn Love!

Belgrade, SEE Europe, Oct 31st, 2006 -
Man and woman, Bojan (33) and Mirjana (36) from Belgrade, were hurt two days ago when thunder striked them while they were having sex by the riverside in Ada Ciganlija, part of Belgrade known as the biggest and most visited picnic area. They were under the willow three during the storm.

According to newspapers, they were transported to Emergency Hospital, in totaly naked and pretty roasted condition. Soon, Bojan was let to go home, and Mirjana was kept in Hospital for treatment. The Doctor alleged Mirjana's life is out of danger and she is resting in intensive care: „She is concious, she can eat and communicate by now. Mirjana have got really bad hurts form the thunder, but we expect her to get well soon! For the moment, she is not allowed to have visitors, but her family and friends will soon have the opportunity to visit her”, said doctor in charge.
But..The ourageous scandal happened shortly after lovers got to the hospital.
Some young gentleman entered and asked about Mrijana's health condition, saying he was her husband. Nurses told him where Mirjana is allocated, and then asked if he can take care about her clothes. Among her female items, he found some items belonging to the oppostite sex! He asked and was told the items are possesion of Mirjana's husband. Then he cried in shock: BUT I AM HER HUSBAND! It was obvious they had to tell him the truth: Mirjana was hurt during the sex she had with her co-worker.
According to well-informed source, man was less hurt because he had a role of a conductor. Woman lied down on the grass, and man was on his knees when thunder striked. It seems the electricity passed through his body only to hit in his naked co-worker. Man was more fortunate to have just few simple wounds, but his mistres had, apparently, really bad luck.

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